Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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