I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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