The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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