Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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