I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
handjob tips. give me some.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
