is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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