Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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