nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I understand Curling. That high.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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