Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live