why didn't you poke me back
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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