yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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