Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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