She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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