All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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