Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
NoShamevember. You game?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
We smell like vodka and hangover
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