I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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