Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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