Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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