And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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