Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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