Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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