Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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