Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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