Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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