Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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