U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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