That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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