We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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