Umm I'm too high to move.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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