dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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