$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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