idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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