He is an equal opportunity slut.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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