You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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