New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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