if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
All the doctor said was why
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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