@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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