this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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