I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I wish there were birth control emojis
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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