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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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