she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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