I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize