speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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