i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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