There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
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You smell like stripper and shame
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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