You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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