did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You took a bar mat shot.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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