Whod you bang
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
