Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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