Rock
Scissors
Fuck
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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