I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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