guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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