So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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