if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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